Dear Lazy Ass Elevator Rider,
Having to go up one floor does not rationalize taking the elevator. Honestly, it takes you more time to wait for it and piss me off when I have to make an extra stop on my legitimate five floor ascent than it would to help eradicate the obesity epidemic and burn a good five calories. Gawd forbid you participate in any sort of physical activity when you can just crowd into a small box with strangers and make them feel awkward for an extra minute.
YOU SUCK.
Love, Kirsten
Kirsten....you are hilarious. Thus I am now following this blog! :) Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteStephenie Spencer
Sooo... I must admit I was feeling lazy recently and was standing in line to take the elevator up 2 floors. I had to stop myself because I had recently read your post and thought "Kirsten would be ashamed..." and I most certainly don't want that!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the motivation to walk those two floors worth of stairs :)