Dear Old Lady Doing Group Fitness Classes in Form Fitting Clothing,GROSS.
Look, I get it, you're hotter than most grandmas. You go to the SRC and join all of us 20-somethings to show us "you've still got it" and you're sure if Sinatra was still alive, he'd want to whip you up some moonshine and take you on the town. Don't get me wrong, you're a hot old lady and I hope someday to be a hot old lady too. But please refrain from shaking your old lady junk in a spandex tube top and matching booty shorts, it's just distracting.
But please continue watching the Golden Girls and baking your grand kids yum yums... I CAN handle that.
Love, Kirsten
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